May 2013
if i like you you’re suPPOSED TO LIKE ME BACK ITS COMMON COURTESY YOU STUPID BTICH
captainfrancesca:
anime parents must be so confused like
“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
shippery:
I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
Me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
edwad:
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag